Tuesday, July 29, 2008

bourbon 4

Beloved Brother and Dearest Sweet Sis. I love you both heaps. I'm so glad I'm an atheist, now, and can choose whom I love. I promised I wouldn't blog hammered because it causes you pain. So I will merely say that I <3 bourbon and it makes me feel fantastic!!!!!

Watched Con Air again.

Powerful movie.

God that is an ugly opening picture. Click on it. Watch it.


It's an incredible song. And an incredible movie.


I am doing my best to get over my love for you Christian. I miss you. Every single day. What I wouldn't give for you to have felt the same. And that is why they do not wish me to blog hammered.

23 comments:

Thump Thump Eyes said...

I'm glad :)
Clear head makes for clear thinking, doncha think?

Havent seen ConAir but listened to a bit of the song, sounds nice, if just a bit tear jerkey.

Half rabbit said...

I totally agree you should keep your promise about not blogging while hammered. However I would like you to keep a *cough* video journal while your drinking (It wont break your promise and even if it does, I as a magic catholic will absolve you of your sins). Any chances of that happening?

Fiery said...

You want to see a video of me blitzed???

I guarantee you couldn't handle it.

Toooooo intense. The look in my eyes. Talk about Phoenix Rising.

INFERNO HOT!!!!!

HELL!!! I could point you to 2 different bloggers who read here who've seen me when I'm "in the mood" and drinking definitely makes me severely horny, who could back this up (what is the logical phallacy *SNERK*!!!! PHALLACY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!! What is the logical fallacy about appealing to numbers? or would this be authority? either way.).

My dear Half Rabbit. The video journal would have to be emailed privately or I would have to put a "you must be over 18 to view this blog" type warning on the front. Cause.... bourbon + Fiery = hubba HUBBA!!! DO ME NOW!!!!!!!

Really? You want to see me like that?

When ya cummin' over????

I said I wouldn't blog hammered. Commenting doesn't count does it.

Half rabbit said...

HELL!!! I could point you to 2 different bloggers who read here who've seen me when I'm "in the mood"
Do you mean your "brother and sister" + Jake?

My dear Half Rabbit. The video journal would have to be emailed privately or I would have to put a "you must be over 18 to view this blog" type warning on the front.Cause.... bourbon + Fiery = hubba HUBBA!!! DO ME NOW!!!!!!! Really? You want to see me like that?

I was more enjoying your craziness and weird typing. (if you were indeed not just typing it after the alcohol had worn off (give me video proof)) But if it's a porn show for free then send me the link. ;)

Fiery said...

Do you mean your "brother and sister" + Jake?
...that would be telling now wouldn't it. They can attest to my silliness, and once I even licked Protium's ear, but no, they aren't who I had in mind.

I COULD point you. But I won't. }:)

No, the craziness was 100% genuine and the typing. *SNERK* It took effort to get it as legible as it became. DAYUM it's hard to type when hopped up on bourbon.

Tell ya what. I'll email you what would have been the next bourbon blog post and will consider videoing it.

As to the pron, I'm afraid we'd have to exchange much more personal information before I'd be comfortable with that. :P

Wanna exchange pics?

Half rabbit said...

...that would be telling now wouldn't it.
Why do you say you could point me to two different bloggers and then not tell me if my guess is right. :(

Wanna exchange pics?
That wouldn't be a fair exchange since you've already posted your photo on the intertubes. But since I'm so nice I might send a photo of me after you send this post.

Fiery said...

I said I COULD point you to 2 bloggers, I didn't say I WOULD point you to them.

Plus, I'm not so sure they would like to be revealed.

I'm a tease that way.

Always seeing how far I can get. Shame on you for calling my bluff.

I'll be checkin' my email! :)

Half rabbit said...

Tell ya what. I'll email you what would have been the next bourbon blog post and will consider videoing it.
So when are you going to give me the post, or do I have to send the photo COD?

Fiery said...

lol!!!! That would have to be the next time I get blitzed on bourbon as the buzz has faded i'm afraid. Only the tiniest tingle left. Now I'm just thirsty and need water.

you may email your photo to me at atheisthomeschooler@ yahoo dot com
if you wish. love to see whatcha look like.

Fiery said...

damn, you stopped responding. it was almost like chatting. and a rather public one at that.

you're either getting the camera.
or have run away.

Half rabbit said...

I didn't respond as I don't know how often you get "blitzed"....... plus I sent a horribly developed picture.

Fiery said...

not very often actually.

And as for "horribly developed".

I'd say the body hair came through quite naturally. I was a bit shocked at the greenish tinting but am assuming that was just the result of the stained glass window you were standing in front of.

Didn't the parishners notice you dunking yourself in the baptismal font????

Half rabbit said...

Why would I dunk myself? The bowl is for making punk on party night err. I mean church.

Protium said...

I bet I know who the other two bloggers are...

Yes... my ear was licked and I think I dropped my pants but ran away scared :)

Half rabbit said...

Why was your ear licked Protium?

Who are the other two people, or are you also obliged to silence.

Was Richard one since he was a guest blogger?

Poodles said...

I feel as though I have missed something... :-)

Fiery said...

LOL!!!!!!! I remember the pants dropping only twooooooo well.

My reaction: AARRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!! lol NO NO NO THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!! :)

;)

Half rabbit said...

So what's the full story?

Fiery said...

The moral of the story is "Beware when you get two natural redheads pissed. Weird things happen!"

Half rabbit said...

Is there anything I can do to learn this story, or will its secrets forever be a mystery to me?

Fiery said...

Protium shaves his head so he doesn't look like Krusty the Clown. He's currently grown a very stylish goatee but it didn't come in red, but rather a very professorish white. Makes him look very scholarly with just the hint of a chicken cluck.

Because of that, he sometimes feels compelled to prove that he's a natural redhead.

If you are wondering about the ear licking, that was after several bottles of Vodka Chocolate Mud Slide and at least one Black Cruiser and he was kicked back in his lounge chair while I had thrown myself on the lounge watching tv and I was }:D and he said something about "I wonder if you had the guts to... or i dare you to..." or something. And I said something bluff calling and ended up crawling over the arm of the lounge bracing myself on my forearms and licking his ear.

Protium said...

sorry 1/2rab I wish I could add more but my hands are tied ;-)

TraceyTreasure said...

Wow! This was a great bunch of comments. I missed it too, Poodles, you're not the only one!! I want to know more about Protium's hands being tied!! Sounds kinky!!

Hugs!!