bourbon 2

My daughter asked me who the Holy Spirit was. I love that she doesn't know.

Thanks to 1/2 cup of bourbon and 2 cans of Diet Rite... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and a fantastic chat with Richard. <3.... I answered her... "the Holy Ghost is the one who banged the Virgin Mary to produce Jebus."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I then said, "Oh, My GOD!!! I have to blog about this."**

They rolled their eyes and I said, "I bet I can do it in 5 minutes".

Little do they know, that while I can "do it" in 5 minutes, it's better if you take your time.

I raise my glass to you, in the hopes that YOU "do it" in longer than 5 minutes and love every fucking minute of it. If you'll pardon the pun.

~Fiery

I beat the 5 minute timer. YES!!!! :D

**And this was after having spent 15 minutes with them, while hammered, trying to explain the meaning behind the "beat off" gesture WITHOUT explaining what the gesture represents. Let's hear it for Bourbon Parenting. WHOOT!!!!!