Sunday, July 6, 2008

atheist prayers

Lord and Savior Jesus whom they call the Christ,

Booo hooo hoooo my life didn't turn out the way I expected it to.

Yep, that's what I thought.

hat tip to Church of Jesus Fucking Christ for this one.


Richard said...

It is arguable as to how off topic the following is. (I even used the wonderful Fiery Google Tool to ensure there was no previous mention of it.)

Fiery and visitors may be interested in this nifty portable product.

I think tens of thousands of them should be shipped to religious leaders (especially to imams). Each would have a recipient-specific wrapper that says,
Bible Briefcase (Bible Briefcase),
[قو'رن] شركة نقل جويّ (Qu'ran Carrier), or
מזוודה תורה (Torah Valise).

Thump Thump Eyes said...

Well...shit...what a great idea, religious leaders will adore them hahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa