Wednesday, November 16, 2011


OpenCongress Summary: Protect IP Act of 2011
Establishes a system for taking down websites that the Justice Department determines to be "dedicated to infringing activities." The DoJ or the copyright owner would be able to commence a legal action against the alleged infringer and the DoJ would be allowed to demand that search engines, social networking sites and domain name services block access to the targeted site. In some cases, action could be taken to block sites without first allowing the alleged infringer to defend themselves in court.

I fucking knew it. Just a week ago I took down the link in my side bar about Censorship in Oz spreading to America. And now today, I found this.

PROTECT IP Act Breaks The Internet from Fight for the Future on Vimeo.

Fucking cock sucking assholes!!!!!

Politicians are universally power hungry, corrupt, evil, twisted bastards.

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Thunderf00t now with the Religious Antagonist

Good for a laugh, these two are.

And Thunderf00t's accent is almost as yummy as Orion's. Aussies and Pommmies. Mmmmmmm good.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

the little prick deserved it

Massive *snerkage*.... wait for it.

Monday, October 10, 2011

for my Mum

Mum has always hated Mondays. Which I found funny since she worked as a Registered Nurse and worked a variety of shifts over the years and usually worked the weekends (higher pay).

Even now that she is retired the habit of hating Mondays is still there.

This one's for you Mum, I know there have been Mondays where you felt this way. :D

Monday, September 19, 2011

Happy National Talk Like a Pirate Day

Avast, ye scurvy dogs, I almost missed this one!

Here are some gorgeous pirates for you to feast your eyes upon.

Monday, September 5, 2011

X-Men Cartoon series from the 80's

I always loved that cartoon. Especially the Dark Phoenix saga.

Checkout the theme song, remastered for a new generation.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Positive Message Billboards

Do they have them where you are? Big, white, blank billboards with just a few words printed on them in big black font. "SMILE" or "BE GRATEFUL". I keep wondering when they will add "OBEY". There is one on the road I used to take to work (before road construction season) that said "Smile". I farking HATE when people tell me to smile. I always, ALWAYS flip off the sign when I see it. Apparently I am not the only one to loathe those billboards.

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Tuesnesday: ladies night out

Started the evening at Labby's and had the BEST quesadilla and a Mike's Hard Black Cherry. Just to get the evening started right.

And then we went to the Bombshelter. It's the bar in the basement of the local titty bar. Ohhhhh la la was the waitress hot. Wearing short-short daisy duke type shorts. I love when they lean against you and wrap their arm around your shoulder.

The bartender was a real sweetheart. I asked if he had any chocolate drinks and he didn't. So we invented one. Sweet jesus it was good.

1- UV Cake Vodka- did you know vodka comes in cake flavor? It does. And tastes like white cake. ohhhhh godd soooooo good.
1- Hazelnut (vodka?) couldn't see what brand he used so I used Frangelica to recreate it. Damn that shit's expensive.
sploosh- Half & Half creamer
glug- coke to top it off

mmmmmmm deliciously sweet and loaded with booze.

Monday, August 29, 2011

How to Read the Bible: A Guide for Christians

The Bible is an ancient(ish) text handed down through many generations, first orally and then finally written down. It has passed through many hands and several languages until it was finally freed by Martin Luther and translated into a language the average person can read.

As such, it is a convoluted tome that can cause much confusion with seeming contradictions and irrelevancies.

The following is offered as a guide to studying it.

You're welcome. :-) And thank you.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Christians against Masturbation vs. Louis C.K.

Saw this over on LOL GOD

If you like stand up atheist comedians check out Louis C.K. He's not safe for work and not for kids. But he is hilarious.

Girls vs. Women

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Law of the Garbage Truck

I got this as a forward from my mum. Liked the basic idea, but had to remove the jesus garbage. Blergh!

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car pulled out of a parking space right in front of us.

My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us,finger flying.

My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!'

This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call,'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'

"Many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets."

The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.

Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so .. Love the people who treat you right and refuse to accept delivery from those who haul their garbage around looking for a place to dump it.

Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!

I think it's interesting. There is a fine line between telling someone about your day and dumping your garbage on them. When does it change from sharing to dumping? I've noticed in my own life that if I spend any amount of time bitching about my personal life, it just makes it worse. It focuses all my attention on what is wrong and getting more upset about it, and basically generating more garbage on top of what is already there.

Anyway, just a thought for the day.

Hope yours is free from others garbage! :D

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Brain Boggle for the Day

I can see it fine in thumbnail but in full size my brain goes higgledy piggledy.

The original is here. The first time I saw it, the rings looked like they were moving, now I can only achieve the effect if I trace the circles around with my eyes.

*shrugs* heh heh

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Pizza Rolls- the real directions

Thank His noodly appendage I am not the only one.

Isn't that the best part of the internet, finding out that you are not alone? :-)

Monday, August 8, 2011

christians vs atheists KICKBALL

Mike Lee, aka the Religious Antagonist challenged a christian youth group to a kickball game. Fun and hilarity ensued.

Monday, July 25, 2011

*snerk* for the day

from LOL God

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, Johnny, seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our lord and saviour," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

*snerk* for the day

I've worked in retail for a little over two years now. Fortunately, as my own boss, I don't have to answer to anyone but myself for the decisions I make or the way I treat the customers. I have really been getting a kick out of (The Customer is) Not Always Right a collection of anecdotes from people dealing with the gen pub.

This incident happened at a Car Wash in Long Island, NY(original here)

Me: “Hi, how are you today? Do you have your receipt?”

Customer: “Here you go. Do you all do any detailing here?”

Me: “Sorry, we don’t. I can recommend a place.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I just really need to get my car sodomized.”

Me: “Sorry, what?”

Manager: *walks in*

Customer, to my manager: “Do you know a good sodomizer? It’s been ages since I had it done.”

Manager: *walks out*

Friday, July 22, 2011

Thursday, July 21, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

can you relate to this?

I thought so. Me too!! :D

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Harry Potter & Star Wars

Something looks familiar. :D Doesn't stop me from enjoying them though.
Found on Memebase.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

ascii finger reply to trolls

saw this on fail blog. a good pic to have at your disposal for the comments section when words fail and the trolls aren't worth it.

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Breaking News Bulletin

We interrupt this program to bring you an important news bulletin

Blah blah... Corrupt politicians... Blah blah... mother acquitted ... Blah blah... economy is in trouble...Blah blah... summer heat... Blah blah... blaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Know why? Because I don't give a shit!!!

A week straight of hot weather and 75-100% humidity and I get a little cranky.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Rage Quit

No one's immune.

And afterwards? Fuck that's embarrassing.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEE!!!!

Actually my son and I made my birthday cake. It was quite fun and seems to have turned out well, will take a pic when we get it frosted.

Wish you were all here to share a piece.

HA! Ok, maybe not. I have food sharing issues. But seeing each of you would be a joy.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Amazing Excavator

I bet they don't teach this the first day of Heavy Equipment Operator School.

:D WOW!!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Happy Eostre!

Yeah it's late. I was waiting for inspiration! At least that's my excuse.

Behold the spring-time fertility goddess, Eostre or Ostara.

Now that is an incredible reason to celebrate the return of the sun and new growth, procreation and new life.

Beats the hell out of a bastard stapled to a couple of tree limbs.

Click HERE for a quick look at who she is.

It is with deep regret that I notice that nearly all of my old regulars have stopped blogging.

I understand though. Life just moves on, changes.

A quick update on me,

The book store continues to prosper. It has been nearly 2 years. About 2 months ago I got broadsided with some damn flu thing or other and was out for a week. The Kids' Dad took over and loved doing it. I stayed home and recovered and started doing projects around the house that had been ignored. Spring cleaning Phoenix-style.

Shortly after opening the shop I exchanged comments with and then began emailing Orion. The internet acquaintanceship has grown into a full blown relationship that has been going for nearly 2 years with every indication of permanence. I've never been so happy in all my life. He is perfect for me and I love him dearly.

I've learned an incredible amount about myself since I started this blog, getting over the guilt of my unbelief was huge. The trip to Australia was another major landmark in my life. I even managed a rebound relationship before I met Orion that helped me figure out exactly what I want in a partner. Which is hugely important to know.

TIP- Always know exactly what your deal breakers are when it comes to relationships. And don't ever ignore or cope with differences that are really important to you. It won't get better, and ultimately they will destroy your relationship.

I regret that my blog and the AFA are no longer a part of my daily life. But with the kids, the bookshop and Orion, I just don't have the time or the inclination. But I have never felt the joy and contentment with another person than I do with Orion. My love, my own, my forever.

I hope each of you has or finds that in your life.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Ear tickler

Oh just give it a try. Glance left, glance right, no one's there. Try it. Out loud.

It's damn cool.

(tip- British people and Aussies too, tend to eliminate the "r" and pronounce it "aah")

Now that you've got the Pommy accent going think Jamaican and *shivers* Cool huh? :D

Don't pretend it didn't work if you didn't do it out loud.

Just do.

thanks for playing!!!

Monday, February 28, 2011

Facebook question

Ok, for all you bloggers who have stuck your toe under the fence *shudders* and are using that me-tooist monstrosity called facebook. I've got a question for ya.

I am grudgingly on the damn thing. I do basically nothing with it and have been "friended" by lots of people I don't really want to be friends with. For the longest time, if someone friend requested me, I'd say yes, 'cause, ya know, I was flattered.

Then my list of friends included an ass load of people who don't know me in real life* and who I don't want to follow my every comment on people that I do care about's walls.

So, I unfriended them.

Does that shit appear on your ... wall or news or updates or wherever the fuck it tells the world what you are doing??? Because I just got a brand new friend request from someone I.... quietly unfriendly. GOD DAMMMITTTT!!!!!

Does that mean that all these pricks are now getting those "you might know this person" in their side bar again too??? WTF!!!

* Knowing me in real life means you know I'm an atheist, minimum. :D

Saturday, February 26, 2011

pwnd by a snow plow

for Orion, who has never experienced winter. yet.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Easy Magic Tricks

that are actually cool and easy to do that will allow you to amaze and astonish your friends/grandkids/drinking buddies/children. :D 'Cause... you know... Who wouldn't want that? ;-)

Monday, February 21, 2011

Whip my Hair

According to the stats on YouTube, I am the last person on the planet to see this video.

And I kind of like it. The video. And being the last one to learn of it. :D HA!!!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

A Den Full of AWESOME!!

I've always rather liked pool. This....

is awesome! :D

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Misery Bear Goes to Work

There were times in my life when I could relate to this. I'm so glad that now is not one of them. I do, however, remember those days.