Friday, March 14, 2008

cowboy wisdom

A tough old cowboy from Dillon, Montana, counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously to the ripe old age of 103.

When he died at the ripe old age of 103, he left behind: 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great-grandchildren, 25 great-great-grandchildren and a 15 foot hole where the the crematorium used to be.