Sunday, January 18, 2009

I've seen the love of the Lord

And I found it in the evangelical Reborn in Christ Christian Church, in the Sao Paulo suburb of Cambuci in Brazil.

7pm. 400+ people have gathered to sing praises to Almighty God.

Praise be to the True One who, in his infinite wisdom and mercy, chose that time to allow the roof to collapse upon those who love him.

Yes, the Lord has smote the worshippers at the Reborn in Christ Christian Church killing at least seven worshipers and injuring 57 others.

A spokesman for the fire service run by the state's military police said "we fear there are more bodies" buried under the debris.

Apparently when the worshippers saw the stone slabs of the roof and the metal support girders toppling in on them, they had a crisis in faith and chose NOT to trust the Lord their God with their future.

"There was a huge noise and then people started running everywhere. I saw a lot of people hurt, a lot of panic, screams and chaos ... then there were various efforts to save the people trapped under the rubble," one man who survived told Brazilian media.

Silly Christians. It was by God's hand that the building was smote and you along with it. You are defying God by running around trying to escape his diving judgement.

Why was the Lord pissed at these 400 worshippers?

Its founders, Estevao and Sonia Hernandes, have built an extensive media empire. They have also come under suspicion from authorities of using the church for money laundering, and were arrested in Miami in 2007 for money smuggling.

I've seen the love of the Lord. His justice is swift. His mercy...

leave room for the wrath of God; for it is written, "Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord. And he did.

Praise be to God.


Traceytreasure said...

The Lord's love can be a bitch by the looks of the building.

Warm hugs!!

Fiery said...

Yep, nothing like resting in safety in the arms of your loving "OMFG DUCK!!!!!!!"


Poor fundies.