Did you know that if you
- go out drinking with a friend,
- plan on staying out until about 2 am, and
- pack an overnight bag so that in case of significant inebriation you can sleep over at your friend's house...
not only can you acquire HIV, but you are also being a bad role model for your children????? Seriously!!! That's what Macaroni said!!!!
I had no idea you could acquire HIV this way. But, according to Macaroni in a comment on this post, drinking until 2 am and spending the night with a friend is the best life-style for spreading HIV.
I am just... stunned beyond words.
I thought HIV was spread through intimate contact with bodily fluids of somebody infected with HIV. I don't have it. She doesn't have it. And we're not going to be exchanging bodily fluids of any kind. But apparently, I am spreading HIV. Or could be.
And planning ahead to avoid drinking and driving is an example of being a bad role model?
This has been a public service announcement courtesy of Macaroni. Be careful out there. HIV is lurking around the corner and can ruin the most innocent of outings. Maybe I should stay home and pray to the man who ran around wearing a bathrobe consorting exclusively with 12 men for 3 years.
HAHAHAHA!!!... Macaroni is a fuckwit who has missed the mark so completely in judging me as to be utterly ludicrous.