Monday, February 4, 2008
Guess the Nationality
A drunk horse rider rode into a bank foyer to sleep for the night, after having one too many for the road during a stopover at his local tavern.
The dude, age 40, from (?) had been riding with his horse Sammy when he stopped to have a drink with friends.
But when he left the pub he realised he was too drunk to ride all the way home - and because it was cold, he decided to use his bank card to open up a nearby bank foyer and take himself and Sammy inside to sleep it off.
The dude and his horse were found in the early hours of the morning by local man age 36, who came to the bank to take out some money.
He said: It was a bit of a shock to find a man and a horse asleep in the foyer of the bank. I called the cops straight away.
The dude was let off with a warning and rode home. But bank staff were less than impressed when they arrived and had to clean up after the horse, who had left a deposit of his own on the foyer floor.
Wouldn't the stench of horse poo in a 12x12 entry way have been stomach wrenching to someone sleeping it off????
Only the names of the rider, the breed of horse, and 3 instances of local vernacular were changed to obscure the country of origin.
Guess which country boasts this resourceful fella as a citizen???
Posted by Fiery at 4:02 AM