Sunday, August 17, 2008

Psychological Profile Meme

This started out as a simple blog post over on Sarah's blog.

Thought it might make a fun meme. :)

1---Soda v. Pop... Aussies call it fizzy drink or by the brand name itself. i.e. Coke, Mountain Dew, Pepsi. For me... It's pop. Always has been. Soda is something you put in cookies so they aren't flat as a pancake.

2---Regular v. Diet Soda... Diet Rite. The only stuff I can find still sweetened with Splenda.

3---Diet Coke v. Diet Pepsi... Diet Pepsi cause it tastes better with the bourbon.

4---Beer v. Wine... Spirits. Don't really care for beer or wine, though, since my trip to Oz, I can drink either if presented to me. Fuck it! It's alcohol. Chug it down. And champagne gives you one hell of a rollicking good time, eh Thump? Had me rolling on the floor. All those little bubbles of funniness.

5---White Wine v. Red Wine... Prefer the desert wines, mmmmmm sweetness. Other than that, if it's so dry you need to lick your shirt to moisten your tongue, it's not for me.

6---Panty v. Underwear... Aussies call 'em knickers and I rather like that. Depends on who I'm talking to- panties, undies, underwear. :)

7---Thong v. Other... Bikini briefs thank you. I'll pass on the butt floss, though I tell ya, SJ over at I,Asshole almost talked me into trying them. She loves the thong.

8---Silk v. Cotton... Cotton. Too concerned about ruining the silk or staining it. Unless we're talking textures you like the feel of somebody dragging over your bare naked skin, then silk, duh. :)

9---Boxers v. Briefs... Commando. Though if a layer between you and your jeans is necessary. Briefs- preferably any of the bikini variety- emphasizes the leg. *drool*

10---McDonald's v. Burger King... McDonald's fries and Burger King's Whopper.

11---Chocolate v. Vanilla.... ohhhh they're both so yummy, can't choose, want both.

12---Sweet v. Savory...both preferably at the same time...General Tso's Chicken

13---Plaid v. Solids...Red. In whatever pattern.

14--- Flats v. Heels...Tennis shoes.

15---Automatic v. Stick Shift...Stick shift. Unless I have to come to a stop going up a hill. I hate that.

16---Black v. White...*snerk* depends on the man. I look terrible in white, it washes out my facial features, too pale of skin for white shirts.

17---Cursive v. Printing...Cursive for speed, printing for legibility. Or at least the possibility of legibility.

18---Length v. Girth... Size only matters at the extremes, it's what you do with what you've got.

19---Butter v. Margarine...Margarine. I hate the taste of real butter. Weak arse shit. It's like... fat for pussies. Yuck.

20---Paula Dean v. Rachel Ray...The cooking show I always liked was Wok with Yan. Great sense of humor and made me want to own a wok and think I could actually use it. But who the fuck is going to chop up all the ingredients into those nifty little bowls????

The following people have been scheduled for a psychological profile
Poodles
Richard- try and keep the total response to less than 15,000 words ;)
Half Rabbit
Tracey Treasure

I'd tap Sean, and by that I mean nominate him, of course, but he's on vacation and will be swamped when he gets back.

I'd tap XO as well, and still of course am referring to the profiling, but the rules only call for 4. :P Unless of course he's willing, in which case....can't wait to read it! :)

Copy and paste and pick between the following. (Sarcasm is recommended). Then pick 4 other bloggers needing a psychological profile. Thanks for playing! :)

1---Soda v. Pop.
2---Regular v. Diet Soda.
3---Diet Coke v. Diet Pepsi.
4---Beer v. Wine.
5---White Wine v. Red Wine.
6---Panty v. Underwear.
7---Thong v. Other.
8---Silk v. Cotton.
9---Boxers v. Briefs.
10---McDonald's v. Burger King.
11---Chocolate v. Vanilla.
12---Sweet v. Savory.
13---Plaid v. Solids.
14--- Flats v. Heels.
15---Automatic v. Stick Shift.
16---Black v. White.
17---Cursive v. Printing.
18---Length v. Girth.
19---Butter v. Margarine.
20---Paula Dean v. Rachel Ray.

11 comments:

Poodles said...

I promise tomorrow when I get home from work it will be first on the list. Welcome back!

Thump Thump Eyes said...

Yay Welcome Back tooooooo, missed ya honey!!!!

Ah yes, the champagne was a big hit wasnt it, as you said all those little bubbles of funniness, hahha although I must say I thought you were funnier....
:-D

Fiery said...

*blush* thanks Poodles & Thump. :)

Traceytreasure said...

I'll get right on it, Fiery!! Thanks for the meme! My posts have been horribly boring!!
Hugs!!
So glad that you are back!! You were missed, woman!!
:)

Harry Nads said...

I'll respond here, as my blog is in the toilet.

1---Soda v. Pop.
Neither... it's coke. Not to be confused with Coke (the brand.)

2---Regular v. Diet Soda.
Regular

3---Diet Coke v. Diet Pepsi.
Neither. They both have an aftertaste that tastes like ass (or what I imaging a sweaty, barely wiped ass tastes like.)

4---Beer v. Wine.
Wine. Who really likes the taste of beer?!

5---White Wine v. Red Wine.
White. I'm a wine racist.

6---Panty v. Underwear.
I wear underwear, my wife wears panties. It's a guy/gal thing.

7---Thong v. Other.
I like to see a woman in a thong.

8---Silk v. Cotton.
Silk=sexy

9---Boxers v. Briefs.
I wear boxers.

10---McDonald's v. Burger King.
Burger King, but Chick-Fil-A beats them both.

11---Chocolate v. Vanilla.
Depends on the quality of the chocolate.

12---Sweet v. Savory.
Sweet. Dude. Sweet! Dude!

13---Plaid v. Solids.
Plaid, except for the siding on my house- then I will go with solids.

14--- Flats v. Heels.
I don't wear heels, thanks.

15---Automatic v. Stick Shift.
Auto, so you can drive, eat, read, text, and shave at the same time.

16---Black v. White.
I am not going to touch that one.

17---Cursive v. Printing.
Do people still write in cursive?! I thought that was gone the way of Sanskrit.

18---Length v. Girth.
see answer to #16

19---Butter v. Margarine.
Unsalted butter only.

20---Paula Dean v. Rachel Ray.
Paula 'Butter' Dean. But I prefer Alton Brown over both of them.

Richard said...

1---Soda v. Pop— gotta go with Coca Cola, the rest is fuzzy-pee.

2---Regular v. Diet Soda— if only Coke was made with Splenda.

3---Diet Coke v. Diet Peps— Ptooey! ...neither, and they're both fattening.

4---Beer v. Wine— after Brandy? Yes, of course. Thank-you!

5---White Wine v. Red Wine— Most white wine is watery stuff that smells like sweet compost

6---Panty v. Underwear— Panty, always

7---Thong v. Other— thong or panty, whatever she finds more comfortable.

8---Silk v. Cotton— silk tongue; either as underwear.

9---Boxers v. Briefs— briefs, who needs a head rub from 80 grit sandpaper jean seams

10---McDonald's v. Burger King— I hate Bugger Thing. Eat McD's once a year, like their fries

11---Chocolate v. Vanilla— Chocolate, anything else is only useful if it works as an adjunct to chocolate

12---Sweet v. Savory— Yes dear

13---Plaid v. Solids— Solids, I can't stand Highland Bagpipes

14---Flats v. Heels— Heels, when she's wearing nothing else and is holding them behind her, one in each hand.

15---Automatic v. Stick Shift— Stick shift's provide better mileage, precision,& fantasy

16---Black v. White— I wear a lot of black, but I've never had one.

17---Cursive v. Printing— I would rather talk about Cursing and Panting.

18---Length v. Girth— that depends on reception

19---Butter v. Margarine.— Butter, but sparingly; at least it comes from teats.

20---Paula Dean v. Rachel Ray— Rachel Ray like this (cooking not required); but not like this later 'development'.

I am a little concerned about HarryNads interest in Alton Brown. Is there something he's not telling us?

Fiery said...

Harry is a fantastic cook and genuinely committed to his marriage. Any interest in cooking shows is strictly about the quality of food produced.

psst. Harry? Ya think he bought it? Got'cher back mate! ;) *snerk*

Glad to have you stop by Harry!

Fiery said...

Richard- celibacy is not suiting you said the pot to the kettle. ;)

Xavier Onassis said...

Here ya go!

http://hipsubwg.blogspot.com/2008/08/for-fiery.html#links

ozatheist said...

phew, I missed out on getting memed.

Fiery said...

Harry-
totally loved the Dude Where's My Car? hat tip in your list. Didn't get it on the first read, but this last time... you sly dog you. :)