Because I abso-smurfly HATE doing housework.
Find meaning in the now. pfff
Repetetive, meaningless and nobody but me cares. How do I know?... Because if I don't do it, nobody says anything. And when I do? Nobody says anything.
Day 54 and counting.
But who's counting?
Me.
So....I'm having one. Or two because there is two servings in every can of pop/soda/sodeypop/fizzydrink/diet rite cola.
And now...I have sticky licky bourbon fingers. Llllliiiiicccckkkkkkk
"I lick alone" *Snerk*
[Edit]....
Do you know why I love bourbon?
Because it makes this....
fucking hilarious!!!!pickled chile....mwahahahahaha
Why is pickled chili's funny? no idea. but i've got tears in my eyes from suppressed laughter so it must be good.
remember to drink water.....
now let's see... can I remember how to credit Tribog for the pic....
[Edit 2]
How do I put out a spam request? They keep sending "penis enlargments" and "Dearest One of God, let me send you 20 million dollars" or "hot college chick's web cam"
I want "sexy Aussie stud eats her quim for 2 hours" can I get THAT spam link please?
must stop editing post when bourbonated. *snerk*
15 comments:
So thats what your room looks like :). I love how necko comes to drink with you, sounds like good company.
I agree on housework. However there comes a time when cleaning the floor by sliding around on your err. bottom half gets tiring and you just pull out the vacuum cleaner to get rid of everything.
Bottom's up!
"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!"
"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!"
"Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple!"
There's more here:
http://islandireland.com/Pages/folk/sets/toasts.html
ENJOY!
Bottom's up!
"Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!"
"It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!"
"Here's to being single...
Drinking doubles...
And seeing triple!"
There's more here:
http://islandireland.com/Pages/folk/sets/toasts.html
ENJOY!
Oops.
HAHA!! looks like i'm not the only one with me bottom... er... bottle in the air. :)
Oi- Rabbit. I do NOT drink so much that I slide around on my bottom.
Vaccuum another day. Maybe day after tomorrow.
and I was worried about my last two posts which were written under the influence of too much wine and a late night on my own.
must remember never to BUI
(Blog whilst Under the Influence of alcohol)
Sometimes when the loneliness and hysteria set in it's reach for the bottle or go stark raving mad and start breaking shit. At least then I'll never have to deal with it again. Why in my head can I hear Donald Southerland from Backdraft saying "I'd burn it. Burn it all!"
For the first time ever we now have a cleaner who comes in once a week, its the most luxurious feeling!!
The days when the dust bunnies would start to turn into huge dust dragons are finally over. What with my very long hair and Jakes' Jack Russell hair combined those dust dragons were hard to beat a path through in the end :)
I can sympathise with you about no one noticing whether you've cleaned or not, so frustrating!!!
And as for drinking alone...no one notices that either ;-)
Thump- looks like 4 people noticed. ;) Hope your cleaning guy knows enough not to crank off the taps. You know how Protium feels about that sort of thing.
Death to dust bunnies!!!!!!! And curses upon dust dragons! I've got 2 cats and 2 people in the house with hair as long as yours. YIKES!!!!!
Yikes, you must have dust elephants by now :)
Well my parents keep coming for the odd visit and that forces me to clean the corners. Otherwise..... YIKES!
Funny how we just overlook it if no ones due to visit, but then if someone is coming it turns into a mad cleaning frenzy....yay to all visitors :)
Well we can't let them know that we actually live like this!!!!!!
Jeez I love typing comments on this page!!!! XO's face is down in the lower left saying "Bottom's up!" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Shades and a goattee. *squirm*
Hell no, dont tell anyone ha!
You're a desperado ;-D you need to get out more haha!
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