ok, this is going to have to be fast.
My parents are on their way.
They can't know I live like this, things messy, dishes in the sink, laundry stacking up, books laying everywhere, books lying everywhere (they do both in my house). It's a secret though, about the books- they rest and recline, they also are put and placed in various places.
omg I've gone nuts. I'm panicking. Must clean toilets.
To help keep me sane I've got the archives for the following blogs open because they are so damn funny they make orange juice come out my nose and I'm not drinking orange juice!!! That's how funny they are.
Smells Like Bullshit and
Cheaper Than Therapy
may your day be productive and you laugh until you cry at least once!
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To help keep me sane I've got the archives for the following blogs open because they are so damn funny they make orange juice come out my nose and I'm not drinking orange juice!!!
Now THAT is funny!
"books lying everywhere"
Oh, you must have the bible at your house.
bwahaha I do actually, I keep it (the bible) on the floor behind my computer chair, actually.
That way if I'm debating a fundy I've got easy access.
i'm currently blogging instead of doing the toilets. I think I'm in denial!
I have my Bible in the bedroom on the bedside table. I always keep my highlighter handy to highlight the parts of evil, murder, genocide, and general immoral ways of that "god". I have gone through 6 highlighters already and I am haven't made it halfway through the Old Testament. :)
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