Friday, May 11, 2007

nun in hooters

A Nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. When the revelers saw the Nun, the room went dead silent. Unperturbed, she walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"

The bartender replied, "Sure, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case I shall simply look the other way," said the Nun.

So, the bartender pointed the Nun to the rest room at the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and everyone rose from their chairs applauding loudly and whooting and hollering. Puzzled by the ovation, she asked the bartender, "Why are they cheering for me?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Can I get you a drink?"

"Because I went to the restroom?," she said.

"Sort of," laughed the bartender. "You see, every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out... So, what'll it be?"

2 comments:

Crazyman Bob said...

That is hilarious! I love it! :-)

Sean the Blogonaut said...

Catholic nun jokes are the best