This topic was first covered over at Bent My Wookie. The only reason I'm covering it here is that there has been a new development.
Here is a couple of quotes from the article
SINGER Sheryl Crowe has proposed a unique way in which to beat global warming - limit the use of toilet paper.
Crowe says: "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming.
"Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."
My first complaint is the word "BUT" that I bolded. She doesn't want to rob anybody. BUT she is going to do it anyway. Nice.
By the way did gawd really gives us the right to toilet paper? Oh yeah! The fig leaves!!!
I can see it know. People queing up at WalMart, Charmin in hand, and having to show their National ID card to requisition toilet paper. "But you don't understand, I've had the trots for 2 days now, I need more toilet paper!!!! Using the local newspaper is leaving ink tracks in my underpants."
Now for the best part....
Sheryl Crow has adopted herself a 2 week old baby boy.
Awwwwww isn't that special?
So Ms. Crow....Does a wet-wipe count as 1 squre or 2 squares of toilet paper?
Any parents out there actually manage to change a poopy diaper with 1 wet wipe????
The chances of babies having an immaculate turd are a little bit better than the chance of a fundy reversing her position on evolution.
Sheryl Crow hypocrit or really bad mommy. I wonder which one she will pick.