"When girls go wild they flash their boobs. When women go wild, they kill men."
- Louis C.K. on loving older women.
"I voted once in 2004 and all I got out of it was George Bush and Jury Duty... so I'm done.
- John Caparulo
"Winning 'Best Supporting Actor in a Music Video' is like one step above eating the most mashed potatoes."
- Rodney Carrington on his CMT Award
"My dog reminds me of my ex-husband. He's not pulling his weight financially and he's afraid of the vacuum."
- Karen Rontowski
"Sloppy Joes are just burgers that got their asses kicked."
- Donnie Baker on beating your food like Tom beats his cereal
"You don't want to be in the back row of a nude yoga class."
-Kristi Lee
And the number one most awesome piece of news I got today came from XO via Twitter and I quote, "$1.68 gas". End quote.
WOO to the FUCKING WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Richard. But DAYUM it's been a long time in coming. And more to the point.... It's about fucking time now keep it that way you sums of bitches.
3 comments:
Glad I finally got to rock your world! :)
What is the bad thing about the back row in a nude yoga class compared to say the second back row?
When one is in the total and complete back row one gets to see the sum total of the classes assets.
When one is in the second to the back row. One is a part of the assets.
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