You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start to work you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink lots of alcohol, you party, you’re generally pretty promiscuous, and you get ready for High School.
You then go to Primary School, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby, and then.....you spend the last 9 months of your life floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day....
you finish off life as an orgasm.
I rest my case!