If he can*, by god so can the rest of us.
World's fattest man weds friend's widow
Mexican Manuel Uribe, the world's fattest man in the 2007 Guinness Book of Records, married his friend's widow in a televised ceremony the US Discovery Channel dubbed My Big Fat Mexican Wedding.
Despite shedding 230 kilograms from 590 kilograms early on this year, Uribe, 43, had to be carried by a crane on his bed, where he has been confined for years, to the makeshift altar at a venue 30 minutes from his home.
"Daddy, Daddy tell us again how you got to the church on time?"
"Hyuh hyuh, why I travellded by crane son."
Why the fat mexican turned into a stupid hillbilly is beyond me. Do you suppose she is on top? I bet there's some nasty porn out there that could explain it to me.
Oh, and for family friendly porn, send me an email and I'll forward a snatch to you. Fun stuff!!!!!! And nearly safe for work.
*Get laid, that is. The fuck if I'm ever going to get married. Except perhaps to gain citizenship. That I would consider.