Sometimes even a spanking isn't good enough.
Trouble with your pre-teen wearing lipstick and slutty clothing? Or maybe the little pre-slut just won't let you diddle her pooter?
Well here's Ahmal Achmed Jazeer Alibaba the Conservative Muslim Uncle's advice, "Torch the little bitch. Douse her in keroseen, flick the bic and light her up."
Girl set alight for wearing lipstick
An 11-year-old girl has been set on fire by a relative in India's northern city of Jaipur for wearing lipstick and being inappropriately dressed.
Police say the girl suffered burns over 90 per cent of her body and her chances of survival are bleak.
They've arrested her great uncle who allegedly poured kerosene on the girl and set her alight yesterday.
Investigators say the 55-year-old man, a conservative Muslim, told the police he was enraged at the girl wearing lipstick and being scantily dressed.
But relatives have accused the man of trying to molest the girl and setting her on fire when she objected.
A big "fuck you" to any Muslim out there who doesn't strongly object to that "great" uncle's actions.