Top 10 Reasons why Bourbon is Better than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking bourbon.
9. Bourbon doesn't tell you how to have sex. However, if you have too much bourbon, it may prevent you from having sex, enjoying sex, or remembering what the point of sex is*.
8. There has never been a major war over different types of bourbon.
7. They don't force bourbon on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have bourbon, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. No one has ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of bourbon.
4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second bourbon.
3. There are laws saying that bourbon labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove bourbon exists.
1. If you've devoted your life to bourbon, there are groups to help you stop.
Cheers for this Richard. This one's for you. :)
*Thanks for the additional idea OzAtheist! :)