Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Fiery's Top 10

Top 10 Reasons why Bourbon is Better than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking bourbon.

9. Bourbon doesn't tell you how to have sex. However, if you have too much bourbon, it may prevent you from having sex, enjoying sex, or remembering what the point of sex is*.

8. There has never been a major war over different types of bourbon.

7. They don't force bourbon on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have bourbon, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. No one has ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of bourbon.

4. You don't have to wait 2,000+ years for a second bourbon.

3. There are laws saying that bourbon labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove bourbon exists.

1. If you've devoted your life to bourbon, there are groups to help you stop.

Cheers for this Richard. This one's for you. :)

*Thanks for the additional idea OzAtheist! :)


Anonymous said...

9. however, if you have too much bourbon you might not be able to have sex :)

Traceytreasure said...

What a great list!
I've missed your posts!


Reldnahcnotlad said...

Wow. You've got a really good point here. Heh. I love blasphemy that's clever.

Sorry I don't blog more often. I've been busy doing normal teen age boy things. I'll blog more often!

Fiery said...

Aw Trace, I've averaged almost a post a day this month. I've been here. :)

Or did you miss a specific TYPE of post. Do tell. Cause the blog be a lackin' for comments.

Reldnach- Blasphemy is a victimless fine and heaps of fun. :) Especially the shocking variety. I'll keep checkin' on your blog. Normal teen stuff eh? Don't knock anyone up. ;) And don't drink and drive!!

Traceytreasure said...

I took break from reading and posting to attend to all the other shit that I HAVE to do....
Blogging doesn't feed the kids, do the laundry or dishes. Fuck! I've been busy!!

I'm going to catch up with all of your posts and everyone else's on Friday.

Fiery said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, well welcome back!!!!!!!!!!!! Wouldn't it be nice if blogging paid? Sean is working on that, I'm not sure I want to work that hard at it. ;) Glad you popped back in!!! :)