The Bible Is Repulsive and the 10 Commandments Evil
I'm now travelling with a highlighter and an index card with a list of all those bible verses and highlighting them in the bible. The stickers are funny, but since the bible is defaced, I doubt it's shelf life will be much. I'm thinking the highlighter might be more effective. The maid won't notice it and it might give the poor sap picking it up something to think about.