Was talking to a dear friend the other day and he was looking through his little brother's homework from catholic school. It was a set of worksheets for the sacrament of atonement. Not having been raised catholic, I didn't have any idea what that meant. When asked what the worksheets were about he said it was to ask forgiveness for being born.
What a horrid, HORRID religion.
Not too surprising really, considering that this is their spiritual father.