Third tries the charm isn't it? WAHAHAHAHAA I posted this fucker on the wrong blog- TWICE and have to cut and paste it- TWICE. FUCKING HAHAHAHAHA. FIERY'S BRAIN IS SOOOOO HAMMERED. Fucking world. FUCKIT. Now you get to enjoy it here. Signed in to two fucking blogs in the same fucking window. WOW aren't I a nerd? HOORAH to the one who can find the other blog. TALK TO ME GODDAMIT!!!!!! Sorry, that's just meant for one.
On with the orignal post.
How do I love booze, let me count the ways.
1- Flavor inhancer- omfg. We went to Applebee's tonight. *groan* oh god. oh my god the food is so fantastic. I started the meal with a 16 oz. Long Island Tea on an empty stomach consumed in about ohhhh I'm a sipper so I'd hazzard a guess and say 5 minutes. ohhhhhhhhhhhh fuck yeah!!!!! So then we order and it arrives and I've already requested a 2nd Tea and mmmmmmmm omg. We ordered and shared a burger with onion rings and boneless buffalo chicken wings and mozarella sticks. FUCK YEAH!!! OMG The taste was mmmmmmm and oh god. + booze = Fiery enjoying the texture of the food. I could twirl the moza stick and feel the breading with my finger tips mmmmmmmm. oh yes. oh god it was soooooo goood. I couldn't stop saying mmmmmmmmm
2- Mood enhancer- is that fucking spelled IN or EN? Who cares it was enhanced and enchanting and god it was just sooooo funny. OH I am so glad someone invented Long Island Teas. Artificial happiness in a beverage, and the second one allowed me to maintain the buzz by sipping as I ate. Did I mention how emotionally UP alchohol is???? OH YEAH!!! Nothing like dehydration to make the world a sunny happy space eh Johnny? mmmm
3- Libido activation device- So the waiter's name was Mike and I managed to get through the meal without flirting with him. Though at one point if he'd asked at that moment how the food was I was tempted to hump his leg to show my appreciation. FUCKING FANTASTIC DUDE!!!! That's how the food is. Jeebus H. Toasterchrist everything tasted good. So- managed to not flirt with the waiter, mainly because he was fucking 20 and anyone that flirts with someone 14 years their junior is just a sick fuck. So- no flirting with Mike, who, if I had humped his leg would have lost his low slung pants and Fiery didn't want to see Mike Jr. kwim?
So- I went to Applebee's today and had a really great time. Ohhhhhhh I LOVE Applebee's. Greatest restaurant on earth.