Friday, December 5, 2008

Islam is Fucked Up Part 8

Obviously Fiery is away and stuck on dialup so I doubt she's seen this video. I'm sure she would want to add this to the "Islam Is Fucked Up" series so here it is...

"Scientific" Proof that Woman cannot Talk and Remember Simultaneously

Dickhead alert! *Snerk*

Abd Al-Majid Al-Zindani: Allah said, with regard to women bearing witness: "If two men are not available, then a man and two women, such as you choose as witnesses, so that if one of them errs, the other can remind her." Some heretics communists and other atheists ridiculed [this verse], saying: How come a man's testimony equals that of two women? They used this to mock [the Muslims]. The Muslims used to respond that women are subject to menstruation, when their endurance and mental capacity for concentration are diminished. When a woman witnesses a killing or an accident, she becomes frightened, moves away, and sometimes even faints, and she cannot even watch the incident...

[Fiery's comment here] I can't wait for this!

I'm imagining Fiery is wishing she could download it before she dies so she can comment :)


watercat said...

As a trained linguist I feel qualified to comment on the accuracy of this piece, so let me just say JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHO LET THIS FRACTALLY STUPID PLACENTA OUT OF HIS PADDED CELL AND IN FRONT OF TV CAMERA? First, there is no such article in Time 7/31/95. 2nd, the language centers are on the left side of the brain, for god's sakes, don't they have Schools in Islamic countries? Books? Grownup caretakers? 3rd, There are things in my cat's litter box with a better grasp of logic than this drooling moron. 4th, Can he change his own diapers or does he need help with that too? Fuck!

Thump Thump Eyes said...

Anger just boiled over me when I watched this.

They couldnt be more wrong could they, as watercat said "WHO LET THIS FRACTALLY STUPID PLACENTA OUT OF HIS PADDED CELL"

Protium the Heathen said...

Ahhh... Angry commenters... My work here is done :)

Anonymous said...

not angry, just saddened.
saddened that such idiots are allowed to roam free, and post shite like this on youtube

Protium the Heathen said...

As Johnny Lydon sang in "Public Image Limited"... Anger is an energy.

I've always found short bursts of anger are much more effective for my wellbeing than the slow frustration of being saddened... but that's just me :)

Protium the Heathen said...

OK... Where's Fiery?

Richard said...

You mean Abd Al-Majid Al-Zindani is wrong? How else could one explain that women talk more and remember the silly details without the principles —especially during their periods?









Okay, okay, I was kidding. It was so much fun in Grade Ten when Feminism was discussed in every English and History class. You know, just as the class was settling on the sexes being equal I might point out:
"Men have to be smarter because they had to hunt game all over the wilderness, but the woman just stayed home to sew, pick berries and to cook or dry meat. That's also why women can't read maps."
Then the angry babes would carry the discussion into the next class, snerk!

Harry Nads said...

Did any of you hear about this story?

This would make for a good post.

Traceytreasure said...

I miss Fiery. Where are you, Fiery?


Protium the Heathen said...

Me too...

Richard said...

What has happened to Fiery? I hope she is alright.

Maybe she will have a good story when she comes back.

Meanwhile, if you haven't seen "The Lucky Penguin" YouTube video, it is worth seeing.

A talk show host here kept talking about it, and repeating the penguin was very very smart. I cannot see that logic.

The penguin lives in a habitat that has more than a few tabular icebergs (flat plates). These surely serve as a standard, above-water refuge from killer whales (if not Leopard Seals). The penguin would use it reflexively (which is all the superfluous term 'instinct' is), not by the kind of rational thinking a human would use.

Except for one hunch, I cannot understand the people sitting in the Zodiac-style boat. (One woman is even wearing open toed flip-flops with her winter parka??)

The whales surely grasp that the penguin is on board. There are many instances of whales knocking over boats or even breaching, see def. 4, on top of them!

Another YouTube video shows a remarkable Killer Whale breach right onto a kayak. (N.b. the title is false, as the kayaker comes out unharmed.)

My hunch is that the killer whales think the penguin has been taken/eaten by an odd sort of 'other-whale' ... namely, the rubbery, whale-like hull of the boat, and the whales cannot grasp what is on top, even if they see the penguin.

It's pretty unlikely that the people were not consciously counting on the whales being deluded that way, even if it were true.