another laugh

teh link collection

We all have our favorite websites, some that we check daily or some we keep as ready references should we ever need them. Most of them seem so obvious to us, that we're positive that everybody knows about them. Well recently, I discovered how out of the loop I was.

I was hoping you could help me round out my collection of the "must have" links that "surely everybody knows about THAT site".

Here are mine... I know I'm missing some great sites. Please help me add to my collection!!!!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING BLOGS CAN BE INCREDIBLY ADDICTIVE! VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!*

Humor
LOLCats- dedicated to the funniest damn cat pictures EVER!!! :)
Fail- dedicated to those embarassing epic failures caught on film
Normal Bob Smith- the creator of the Jesus Dressup page, Satan's Salvation comic strip, Muhammad Dressup page and author of the most hilarious rebuttals to fundy hate mail.

Gossip
Post Secret- secrets of everyday people represented in postcard form. Updated every Sunday.
What Would Tyler Durden Do?- home of the most wittily written American celebrity gossip, rarely safe for work. ;)

The Bible
EvilBible.com- excellent reference for the contradictions, bullshit and vile nature of god
Brick Testament- The Bible done in legos.

Thank you for sharing!!!!!


*the author of this blog assumes no responsibility for hours, days nigh weeks lost in the archives of the aforementioned blogs.

you reap what you sow

When you raise your child to believe in the end times, the devil, hell, and an all-seeing, all-knowing god... you'd better not act shocked when they buy into that crap hook line and sinker.

September 11, 2008, 2:43 pm
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Doomsday predictions surrounding the start-up of Europe's Large Hadron Collider -- a giant particle-smasher designed to explore the origins of the universe -- come as little surprise to physicists.

The world's largest particle-collider has yet to begin experiments, but its trial run on Wednesday was accompanied by worries that it might spawn black holes with enough gravitational pull to swallow up the Earth.

Well one person in particular took the doomsday predictions seriously.

Yahoo News AU A teenage girl in India has killed herself after fearing the Big Bang experiment in Switzerland may cause the world to end.

Local Indian authorities said the 16-year-old girl from Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but died later.

Instead of providing their daughter with the tools she needed to think rationally for herself, to be able to reason and make logical decisions, they fill her with mysticism and fear so that the idea of the world POSSIBLY ending is so horrific that it merits suicide. The world MIGHT end, I better off myself and quickly.

A laugh for today

Just found the most hilarious site. But be warned, if you didn't know about it already (like certain individuals reading this who could have told me about this yonks ago and DIDN'T!) it is incredibly addictive. And there's hundreds and hundreds of pages. AARRRGGGHHH!!!!! Found this one on page 22.

round trip ticket

Anywhere anytime on ebay. Currently the bid is at $456.99.

Interesting.

Read about it in this article here.

Let me know when your flight arrives so I can pick you up! :)

open forum 17

The first of the month came without acknowledgment from me. heh. Other things have as well, including my daughter's appointment to get her wisdom teeth removed. It's been rescheduled to October 9th. If I can pull my head out, we'll make it this time.

Fucking insurance is only going to cover $525 and my share is $1200. I'll just pull that straight out of my arse. FFUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!

Open Forum- it's like open mic. You can ask me questions or talk amongst yourselves.

Think I'll go get the mail. Maybe that book I ordered will be there.

too late to panic

My parents will be here in 20 minutes.

I've got everything vaccumed. I think the toilets are clean. I put new sheets on my bed 2 nights ago, that's good enough, right?



Can you spot seven deadly sins on my night table? Guess I better fix that before I let them sleep in my room tonight. heh heh.

AARRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!