*snerk* for the day

from LOL God

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"

When Mary didn't stir, Johnny, seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God almighty!" shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good" and Mary fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our lord and saviour," but, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" Shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good," and Mary fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.

*snerk* for the day

I've worked in retail for a little over two years now. Fortunately, as my own boss, I don't have to answer to anyone but myself for the decisions I make or the way I treat the customers. I have really been getting a kick out of (The Customer is) Not Always Right a collection of anecdotes from people dealing with the gen pub.

This incident happened at a Car Wash in Long Island, NY(original here)

Me: “Hi, how are you today? Do you have your receipt?”

Customer: “Here you go. Do you all do any detailing here?”

Me: “Sorry, we don’t. I can recommend a place.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. I just really need to get my car sodomized.”

Me: “Sorry, what?”

Manager: *walks in*

Customer, to my manager: “Do you know a good sodomizer? It’s been ages since I had it done.”

Manager: *walks out*

have you ever been so mad you just ..|..

made me lol so hard.

*snerk* for the day

can you relate to this?

I thought so. Me too!! :D

Harry Potter & Star Wars

Something looks familiar. :D Doesn't stop me from enjoying them though.
Found on Memebase.

ascii finger reply to trolls

saw this on fail blog. a good pic to have at your disposal for the comments section when words fail and the trolls aren't worth it.

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