tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post5332348026353802192..comments2023-10-06T05:02:06.935-05:00Comments on Atheist Homeschooler: open forum 8Fieryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08681456246185901798noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-81350745142519961982007-12-05T22:00:00.000-06:002007-12-05T22:00:00.000-06:00Richard- BWHAHAHAHAHASaw a Dora the Explorer flann...Richard- BWHAHAHAHAHA<BR/><BR/>Saw a Dora the Explorer flannel sheet set today and thought of you. Your post set I mean, not you and flannel sheets. *snerk*Fieryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08681456246185901798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-84326979725363545512007-12-04T18:18:00.000-06:002007-12-04T18:18:00.000-06:00When reading the Bible, try rewording it as if "Go...When reading the Bible, try rewording it as if "God" was "Dora the Explorer". And use her voice as you read.<BR/>***<BR/><BR/><B>Genesis 1</B><BR/><BR/>In the beginning Dora created the heavens and the earth.<BR/><BR/> 2 "<I>Oh dear, the earth is formless and empty, darkness is over the surface of the deep</I>". And the Spirit of Dora hovered over the waters.<BR/><BR/> 3 And Dora said, "<I>Let there be light! <BR/>Boots!* Come with me and let's see</I>" And there was light. <BR/><BR/> 4 Dora saw that the light was good, <I>"I like that light! Don't you Boots? Watch out for that wily fox!</I>, and She separated the light from the darkness. 5 Dora called the light "day," <I>Let's call it "DAY", or "DIA".</I> and the darkness she called "night." And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day. <BR/><BR/>"<I>Hey Boots! Now we can get up in the morning and go to bed at night. <B>Buenos noche!</B></I>"<BR/><BR/>*Boots must have been there, because in Genesis 1:26 Dora says, "<I>Let <B>us</B> make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground. It'll be really great Boots!"</I><BR/><BR/>"US?" WTF? Since there isn't anybody else yet, that must be the Holy Spirit? But aren't H.S. and God one and the same thing too? Hmmm. Must of made conversation rather odd: <BR/>"<I>Oh, yah, I knew you'd say that!</I>"<BR/>"<I>So, I knew it first</I>"Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479600882274172677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-11232340058759093582007-12-04T18:11:00.000-06:002007-12-04T18:11:00.000-06:00Great defender you picked, Globule. God defended ...Great defender you picked, Globule. God defended all those sexually abused altar boys, obedient wives, and stoned to death non-believers in their defense too, I suppose. <BR/><BR/>Ever read "The Emperor has no Clothes." You are part of the crowd that cheered at the exquisite finery of his new invisible threads, quite literally. Your independent thought was stolen decades ago.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479600882274172677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-42970094608163398122007-12-04T17:34:00.000-06:002007-12-04T17:34:00.000-06:00Glob has a bad back from all that kneeling and ben...Glob has a bad back from all that kneeling and bending before altars and priests....no no no no no, I am not going there, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479600882274172677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-48719900560334880302007-12-04T12:00:00.000-06:002007-12-04T12:00:00.000-06:00Reg,Why did god give you a bad back? Why does he ...Reg,<BR/>Why did god give you a bad back? Why does he hate you so much?<BR/>What a douche!Poodleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04722193899918659459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-87686542920474957022007-12-04T10:33:00.000-06:002007-12-04T10:33:00.000-06:00Poodles, I am too old, got nominated to the Air F...Poodles, I am too old, got nominated to the Air Force academy and Naval Academy, but have a bad back. I wish I could have served.<BR/><BR/>Johnny, agreed, I am the worst human ever.Reg Golbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05515713754334477722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-84699116293478928462007-12-04T07:10:00.000-06:002007-12-04T07:10:00.000-06:00My defense is of God means My defense if from God,...<I>My defense is of God means My defense if from God, he defends me you dunderhead.</I><BR/><BR/>Ahhhh of course! Archaic christian rubbish.<BR/><BR/>hahahahahahaha I can join santa he is a dunderhead too!<BR/><BR/>Total fucking mumbo jumbo globule, <I>if from god</I>???!!!???? Well is it or isn't it? your defense from god????<BR/><BR/>hahahahaha thank you however for correcting me in your own inimitable way. Now I can re-phrase what I said<BR/><BR/>hahahahaha needs to be defended by an invisible, ineffectual sky fairy, globule worst human <B>ever</B>!Johnnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16634246540164233622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-12615498822627789432007-12-04T05:35:00.000-06:002007-12-04T05:35:00.000-06:00Reg,GOD IS DEFENDING YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU SERVING ...Reg,<BR/>GOD IS DEFENDING YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU SERVING IN IRAQ? YOU WOULD MAKE AN AWSOME WEAPON...Poodleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04722193899918659459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-5850958062214099762007-12-03T20:26:00.000-06:002007-12-03T20:26:00.000-06:00Johnny, You should read twice before you comment....Johnny, You should read twice before you comment. My defense is of God means My defense if from God, he defends me you dunderhead.<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately none your colleagues have the guts to call you on it (except Richardo). So I will.Reg Golbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05515713754334477722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-9508115525556057962007-12-03T07:14:00.000-06:002007-12-03T07:14:00.000-06:00My defense is of God, which saveth the upright in ...My defense is of God, which saveth the upright in heart.<BR/><BR/>AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA Needs to be defended? Worst god <B>EVER</B>!!Johnnyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16634246540164233622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-5535924736985342942007-12-03T03:54:00.000-06:002007-12-03T03:54:00.000-06:00Reg: I'm sure all of us are sorry to hear you have...Reg: I'm sure all of us are sorry to hear you have a heart problem.Protium the Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16196654376783111938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-2893136867145611482007-12-03T02:08:00.000-06:002007-12-03T02:08:00.000-06:00I love christmyth Sean, I'll be saying that one:) ...I love christmyth Sean, I'll be saying that one:) hohohoT T Eyeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08433060115732615503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-19307892074854437122007-12-02T23:20:00.000-06:002007-12-02T23:20:00.000-06:00I never put up a christmas tree because the damn c...I never put up a christmas tree because the damn cats would attempt to climb it resulting in mayhem and destruction.<BR/><BR/>I do participate in family gatherings at which Christmas trees are present. I say Merry Christmas because Christmyth sounds like I have a speech impediment.Sean Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14485575602984697926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-15245418980351227342007-12-02T22:53:00.000-06:002007-12-02T22:53:00.000-06:00My defense is of God, which saveth the upright in ...My defense is of God, which saveth the upright in heart.Reg Golbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05515713754334477722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-86701283634760079502007-12-02T20:58:00.000-06:002007-12-02T20:58:00.000-06:00ProtiumNow that's gross, since he would have to be...Protium<BR/>Now that's gross, since he would have to be impaled <I>and upright</I>! .... and Naked. <BR/><BR/>I can't giggle at it. I just couldn't do that to my tree. Oh God, and the needles on that topmost stem point up.<BR/>_____<BR/><BR/>When dealing with people who know me, I always say, "Guten Newton Tag" at Christmas. Sir Isaac Newton was born on Dec. 25th. <BR/><BR/>When Newton dropped all science to become a high ranking theologian (and became an obscure nothing from that moment on) his secretary moved to Virginia. He became one of Thomas Jefferson's closer University mentors. Back then, entry into University required more than a driver's license. He was a major factor in Jefferson's life as a pursuit of reason.<BR/>_____<BR/><BR/>I do put up an Xmas tree, but never a <I>Christmas</I> tree. No angels. I hate/loathe the nativity scene because everything to do with its 'story' is child <I>eating</I> propaganda spread by Death Eaters (see below).<BR/><BR/>I like to say, "<I>Get the Christ out of Christmas</I>" as if I was swearing, or "<I>Christmas is for commercialism</I>." I call churches "<I>Dementor Nests</I>" or "<I>Death Eater Field Offices</I>" if I think my audience has read Harry Potter.<BR/><BR/>Death Eaters are witches that ally themselves with the evil Voldemort. V wants to rid the world of muggles (ordinary people), especially muggle witches. <BR/><BR/>Dementors also side with Voldemort. They are invisible to muggles. They paralyze witches with helpless fear (as snakes are supposed to) and suck the life out of witches and muggles alike. <BR/><BR/>Priests are just like Death Eaters, and the Holy Ghost(s) are the Dementors living in God's Houses. <BR/><BR/>Keep your babies safe!Richardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02479600882274172677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-18230665034894833712007-12-02T18:58:00.000-06:002007-12-02T18:58:00.000-06:00OMG Protium, I am still giggling over that visual....OMG Protium, I am still giggling over that visual.Poodleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04722193899918659459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-46051564608022764792007-12-02T18:45:00.000-06:002007-12-02T18:45:00.000-06:00Wow... Reg. Do you mean you ARE going to impale yo...Wow... Reg. Do you mean you ARE going to impale yourself on a christmas tree and take photos for me :)Protium the Heathenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16196654376783111938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-44513604955011759122007-12-02T17:52:00.000-06:002007-12-02T17:52:00.000-06:00I was just curious. I don't care what anyone calls...I was just curious. I don't care what anyone calls it. I only put one up every other year. Like this year, I will be up in Fargo. So no Christmas tree.<BR/><BR/>Protium, I think you may get to see at least part of that someday.(the star part) 8) opps, forgot to take off my shades. ;)Reg Golbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05515713754334477722noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-66085469373743555622007-12-02T15:28:00.000-06:002007-12-02T15:28:00.000-06:00Sean,I am unable to compartmentalize the behavior ...Sean,<BR/>I am unable to compartmentalize the behavior glob exhibits on "liar liar" with his oh so polite question here.<BR/><BR/>Feel free to address it yourself though.Fieryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08681456246185901798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-52687230299955943782007-12-02T15:06:00.000-06:002007-12-02T15:06:00.000-06:00Now come on guys.Reg was asking on honest question...Now come on guys.<BR/><BR/>Reg was asking on honest question ;)Sean Wrighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14485575602984697926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-46453129267951627412007-12-02T08:51:00.000-06:002007-12-02T08:51:00.000-06:00Maggie,In the 1800's the women did their hair in t...Maggie,<BR/>In the 1800's the women did their hair in those intricate coifs and mostly left them that way until their next hair washing (quite a while if I remember correctly) so they didn't have to do them every day. ICK.<BR/><BR/>Reg, I have 2 christmas trees.Poodleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04722193899918659459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-40914073281167264292007-12-02T08:21:00.000-06:002007-12-02T08:21:00.000-06:00OK...I'm late to the party and LOVED the present f...OK...I'm late to the party and LOVED the present for XO. <BR/><BR/>Reg...I put up a Christmas tree. Since Christians stole the whole idea from the pagans anyway, I have no problem with it. My kids love it and we decorate as we desire. Yes, even angels on it. And I put up a nativity scene. Why not? It was a gift from years ago, I loved the giver and love the scene. It's cute. Why not honor a loved one's memory and enjoy beauty?<BR/><BR/>BTW...we had snow today, Fiery. It makes me happy to sit inside and look at the white world.<BR/><BR/>Jacob...don't mind the hairstyles, but taking 45-60 minutes (as a woman)to do my hair on a daily basis would drive me nuts. Even having a maid do it, as many did, would tax my patience. I hate to even sit in a beauty parlor on an annual basis for that length of time.Maggie Rosethornhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02269369134208116782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-5798385520216858952007-12-02T06:21:00.000-06:002007-12-02T06:21:00.000-06:00The early 1800's men'shairstyles weren't all that ...The early 1800's men's<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1795-1820_in_fashion" REL="nofollow">hairstyles</A> weren't all that different from todays young men. Longish and often curly, with or without long sideburns.:)SouthLoopScothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09404713567220059930noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-59146401121508348142007-12-02T03:33:00.000-06:002007-12-02T03:33:00.000-06:00Originally the answer I would have given is..."Two...Originally the answer I would have given is...<BR/>"Two words, Mr. President... Plausible Deniability."<BR/><BR/>However... 'tis the Season.<BR/>Hope yours is Merry & Bright!Fieryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08681456246185901798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-583239250485118416.post-80680370709702704952007-12-02T02:14:00.000-06:002007-12-02T02:14:00.000-06:00OK. How about posting a picture of YOU?OK. How about posting a picture of YOU?Xavier Onassishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01345787343828318445noreply@blogger.com